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« on: March 12, 2010, 05:00:09 PM »
Anybody have vectored clipart of an zebra-striped chimpanzee riding a fat-tired chrome unicycle with a mustached circus fatwoman standing on stilts on his shoulders while smoking an exploding cigar and reading an upside-down Mad magazine? I know I've seen this somewhere in my collection but just can't seem to find it. Please help! I promised these for tomorrow morning. The event starts at 8.




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« Reply #1 on: March 12, 2010, 05:03:06 PM »
I actually do have something exactly like that but unfortunately he is reading cracked magazine, sorry couldn't help ya
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« Reply #2 on: March 12, 2010, 05:29:38 PM »
Anybody have vectored clipart of an zebra-striped chimpanzee riding a fat-tired chrome unicycle with a mustached circus fatwoman standing on stilts on his shoulders while smoking an exploding cigar and reading an upside-down Mad magazine? I know I've seen this somewhere in my collection but just can't seem to find it. Please help! I promised these for tomorrow morning. The event starts at 8.

Message that Chinese artist which posted a few days back. China is the other side of the earth, so by the time you wake up, the art could be in your inbox. Even a full nights work will only cost $48.

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« Reply #3 on: March 12, 2010, 06:21:57 PM »
 <r> Ya waited how long to post this???
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« Reply #4 on: March 12, 2010, 07:33:51 PM »
 <r> :>i . .that sounds EXACTLY like something I would say. . .haha, you crack me up. .

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« Reply #5 on: March 12, 2010, 10:01:12 PM »
Damn that came out of left field
Was that a fart?

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« Reply #6 on: March 12, 2010, 10:24:20 PM »
To quote Nero Wolfe.... "Confound this flummery"
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« Reply #7 on: March 19, 2010, 11:11:10 AM »
here you go... that will be one million dollars...CASH!!!!!!! :>i


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« Reply #8 on: March 19, 2010, 11:40:28 AM »
More than a fair price.
If he does not want it I will take it.
But instead of a "fat-tired chrome unicycle"...can you make mine have a flat tire? I believe in real isem :>i
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« Reply #9 on: March 19, 2010, 11:44:27 AM »
Exploding cigar, not a cigar that could eventually explode. Sheesh, can't these outside artists do anything right?
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« Reply #10 on: March 19, 2010, 12:29:56 PM »
 "Vector" - the Mad magazine is an imbedded .jpg. You should deduct at least $999,999.98
from your "art" fee. Of course that's just my .02.

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« Reply #11 on: March 19, 2010, 12:37:30 PM »
"Vector" - the Mad magazine is an imbedded .jpg. You should deduct at least $999,999.98
from your "art" fee. Of course that's just my .02.

Also, the chimp is "Tiger Striped" not "Zebra Striped" as requested. Deduct another $2.00

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« Reply #12 on: March 19, 2010, 01:04:33 PM »
you guys forgot the most important thing...it is late....deduction -$20.00. now i owe money to the guy...... :>i

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« Reply #13 on: March 19, 2010, 01:11:00 PM »
 You know the saying in Florida... "Two weeks late is three days early."

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« Reply #14 on: March 19, 2010, 01:16:58 PM »
Awesome Jason ! ! ! But so sorry . . . we found a source that would provide it to us at a better value. In fact, with the time difference between here and China, we got it 2 hours before we even knew we needed it.
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